The World According to Gloop

Once she was an actress who was good enough to garner the Academy Award,
Now she runs a website that is full of merchandising that most women can’t afford,
Taking full advantage of her followers to buy her stuff, so here’s the scoop:
Glynnis Paltrey is the entrepreneur of something called Gloop,
Gloop is like a Paradise where everyone is very nice and also very thin,
Doing lots of yoga and colonics to keep their figures like a mannequin,
No one’s buxom, no one’s fat in the universe of Glynnie,
Only perfect specimens need apply, have to be skinny!

There are lots of cockamamie things I never heard of and I hardly can pronounce,
Adaptogenic rishi and ylang ylang for a lot of bucks per ounce,
Serums and elixirs and a wide array of fixers for the modern gal,
You might call it health and wellness, but it’s really buy and sellness,
Alkalizing greens and phytoceramides and enzymes for digestion can’t be beat,
When you set the table it’s important to enable all the kale you can eat,
If you want to live like Glynnie, get your checkbook and here’s the scoop:
All it takes is vast sums of money, shopping at Gloop!